im sorry i ate your leftovers they looked so tasty

yunghennessy:

My friend pulled a prank on me and put that ad on Craiglist


Turns out sex offenders aren’t so bad

Sababa?
Anonymous

Sababa.

You never notice me😭
Anonymous

I’m sorry

alright. what's the first lesson.

be yourself


that’s the only lesson

are you Jewish because you Israeli hot
Anonymous

good one